by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
Get the weird beardmug. The act of one with a beard longer than 2 inches grouping many hairs on their face with one hand and pulling downwards, showing the length of their beard. Usually done in a flirtatious manner but could also be used to deter one from asking too much.
'Bro, Joe just did a beard pull, he either likes this chick or she said he was wrong about something so he needs to bide time."
by TommySalam7 June 7, 2023
Get the beard pullmug. The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).
Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.
by mfrogz June 30, 2015
Get the fart beardmug. Hym "A while back I posited that having a beard would protect your face in hand-to-hand combat. Doug Sharpe made a video about the study. They made an artificial bone and covered it in hair of varying lengths and then built a 'striker' to hit the bone. What they found is that they striker would break the bone 100% of the time without any hair. 95% of the time with 5mm of hair. And 45% of the time with a full beard... So, long story short... CORRECT AGAIN! ULTIMATE SCIENCE-MASTER AND LITERAL CREATOR OF AI! I'm like a chief researcher! Except also better than everyone."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2024
Get the Beardmug. The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
Get the shucking the bearded clammug. by Sexydimma June 16, 2021
Get the Bearded eggmug. Beard King is the name bestowed upon the great King of Chin Hair, the Ruler of all that flows follically, the Master of Manicured Man Hair. He is the greatest example of Beardness ever known. He. Is. Eric.
by The BeardKing June 7, 2021
Get the Beard kingmug.