Eyebrow rule

If she has thick eyebrows, theres a better than average chance she has a thick bush.

"Dude, Emilia Clarke totally follows the eyebrow rule!"

by NizzleDogg499 September 9, 2018

Woodward's Rule

Woodward's Rule, named after famed, Tampa trial attorney Timothy D. Woodward (where the "D" stands for "Drink, Drank, Drunk"), is the rule by which an alcohol-consumption, mathematical constant is defined. The constant represents the maximum rate at which bourbon or whiskey can be consumed before the consumer's blood alcohol level reaches a critical level. The constant is stated as a function of time and as a derivative of both body weight and the number of 750 mL bottles of bourbon which the consumer has emptied in the past 180 days.

When the bartender invoked the Woodward's Rule, Eric Page became belligerent when we was informed that he could only have 12 Bulleits in a 45 minute window. Page screamed, "Damn that Woodward's Rule! Foiled again. Weigh me again. You got my "weight-to-empty-bottle ratio" wrong. There is no way that I only weigh 175. I have been kickboxing at 5:00 a.m. every morning for 11 years. Muscle weighs more than fat."

by eRockTampa September 26, 2018

The Bearfield Rule

Refraining from engaging with people you don’t know on social media, even when you have the power to destroy their argument.

“Jack’s comment on Liz’s status infuriated me, but I don’t know the guy so I had to exercise The Bearfield Rule”

by SC dubs September 29, 2018

The Kate Rule

The Kate Rule states that when a male is acting like an asshole he shall be called by a female name, which is chosen by the person who calls upon the rule, and can be supported by other individuals.
A person shall be called by his name again when the amount of people supporting him is more than the amount supporting the accuser.

I hereby call upon the Kate Rule to condemn Gary, he shall be called Lisa from this moment on, do I have the people's support?

by DirectorSacha May 24, 2018

Ja Rule

Rapper who took his name from the legendary phrase Jamaican judge Dareamahn Gareen used when asking for the jury’s verdict, witnessed while working as a bailiff for the court...all while not living anywhere near Jamaica.

GAREEN: has the jury reached a verdict?
JURY: yeah, mon .
-pause-
GAREEN: JA RULE!
JURY: Guilty, Mon.
GAREEN: (to young Ja): What charge is he guilty of?
YOUNG JA: IT’S MURRRRDER...
GAREEN: I only have one good ear, Mon. Don’t be mumblin. HOLLA! Holla!

by Seewhatwhathappenedwas July 2, 2019

Neighbor Rule

The rule prohibits you and your family from any relationship with your neighbors beyond “hello” and “goodbye.”

Timothy broke the neighbor rule by agreeing to have a beer with his next door neighbor. Timothy then found himself becoming close friends with the neighbor. Timothy then had a falling out with his neighbor and he stopped feeling comfortable around his home. Timothy, you dumbfuck, you broke the neighbor rule. Now you want to sell your house and move far away from your drunk asshole neighbor.

by Boom Ya Gone July 28, 2019

Golden rule

Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.

An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019