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despasito spider

A hot spider, all the girls want him he has all the girls in the school. He has 1000,0000000 girlfriends.
oOpS I spElT iT wRoNg uWu
Girl 1: okg look at Despasito spider so hot

Girl 2: uhm me and Despasito spider are dating ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
Girl 1: but... he said yesterday that he liked me!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG!1!1! ๐Ÿ˜ญ proof pls

Girl 1: sends video
Girl 2: ayo Despasito why r u cheating
Despasito spider: what!!!!
Girl 2: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ
Despasito: uh...
Girl 2: omg ur brother despacito spider is hotter
Despasito spider: SUSSY BAKA ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
by bwakery May 31, 2021
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spider-man franchise

(Noun) kid who only has one story and keeps telling it over and over.
Every time I hang out with Todd he tells the same exact story about how his dad was roommates with John Smoltz.

Spider-Man franchise
by Aprilinsa August 10, 2017
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Mr. Spider

"I can't stop thinking about Mr. Spider"
by Skyler_Ski November 15, 2021
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Spider

A women with a fat body with skinny arms and legs and a flat ass.
Damn man did you see that spider smoking a dart she was gross.
by shovel breaker May 25, 2022
mugGet the Spidermug.

Spiders

Spiders! Little NOT insects with 8 legs! Most don't want to hurt humans unless the humans hurt them- Most spiders aren't even dangerous! Sometimes they're even cute!
Don't hurt spiders!
by I really wanna die- February 13, 2021
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Spider Pittman

Trainmaster and boss does not know English well. Head foamer
by River34 October 26, 2022
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