despasito spider

A hot spider, all the girls want him he has all the girls in the school. He has 1000,0000000 girlfriends.

oOpS I spElT iT wRoNg uWu
Girl 1: okg look at Despasito spider so hot

Girl 2: uhm me and Despasito spider are dating 😡😡😡
Girl 1: but... he said yesterday that he liked me!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG!1!1! 😭 proof pls

Girl 1: sends video
Girl 2: ayo Despasito why r u cheating
Despasito spider: what!!!!
Girl 2: 😭😭😩😩😩🤜😣👺👺
Despasito: uh...
Girl 2: omg ur brother despacito spider is hotter
Despasito spider: SUSSY BAKA 😡😡😡😡😡

by bwakery May 31, 2021

spider-man franchise

(Noun) kid who only has one story and keeps telling it over and over.

Every time I hang out with Todd he tells the same exact story about how his dad was roommates with John Smoltz.

Spider-Man franchise

by Aprilinsa August 10, 2017

Mr. Spider

The most wonderful person in the world

"I can't stop thinking about Mr. Spider"

by Skyler_Ski November 15, 2021

Spider

A women with a fat body with skinny arms and legs and a flat ass.

Damn man did you see that spider smoking a dart she was gross.

by shovel breaker May 25, 2022

limbless spider

Dude I don't fucking know

You're evil if you make a limbless spider

by Dingle Dongle sucks for taking October 19, 2017

Spiders

Spiders! Little NOT insects with 8 legs! Most don't want to hurt humans unless the humans hurt them- Most spiders aren't even dangerous! Sometimes they're even cute!

Don't hurt spiders!

by I really wanna die- February 13, 2021

Spider Pittman

Trainmaster and boss does not know English well. Head foamer

There is your boss spider Pittman

by River34 October 26, 2022