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Spider-Man

You take two long pieces of rope or a belt, wrap them around your partner(s) waist. Then you have the two ropes connected on each side of their hip coming back like a sled. Like Santa’s sleigh. Then, you grab the rope on each side and put your hips back and as you rip them towards you by the ropes, you’re standing 5 to 10 feet away. Thrust your hips forward. High risk, high reward. You insert in? Both of you nut immediately. Miss? pain or your dick is broken.
Man, I gave that girl the MEANEST Spider-Man last night.
by Slamjammaamram December 15, 2025
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oregon spider man

when a man ejaculates into a women’s asshole and then she gets into missionary and squirts it out like spider man onto your face
by schmidley December 19, 2025
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NOT Spider-Man

(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.
by Jeff#4 March 3, 2025
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spider monkey

aggressively jumping on someone and diddling them with no warning, kinda like a spider
if you dont stop diddling me im going to spider monkey you
by Ejaculation man March 3, 2025
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snyder the spider

The theatrical bad ass who did nothing wrong in the hit play newsies. He was a just man doing what he thought necessary for the good of new york
That's snyder the spider he runs a place called the refuge for under age kids
by Aurek March 4, 2025
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Sand spider

The guy who lurks in the back of the dunes on a hot day wearing long dark clothing, transition lenses in his glasses and a thermos full of hot tea. Usually squatting and watching the beach goers through his binoculars.
Let’s move further down the beach, there’s a creepy Sand spider in those dunes.
by Captain Ramrod November 24, 2021
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Spider monkey

Someone who has a s/o that is infact a vampire.

Someone who clings onto someone for dear life.
You better hold on tight spider monkey.”
by Timmythetatortot May 24, 2023
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