by Cropscattt June 2, 2022

Wake up next to the love of your life cuddle have some effortless sex nothing to bizarre get up make coffee. Kids wake up come through sit on the bed you talk start your day.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 25, 2020

by Taco dan April 7, 2021

I got a feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day the sun and sky has a smile on its face and he’s shining a salute to the American race!
by GivemethyswordNOWW May 17, 2023

"Oh I didn't realize it was a squirrel morning."
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.
by Drone24601 August 6, 2022

Upon waking up and running late you and your significant other have morning sex to wake instead of the usual coffee.
by Urban mythic January 14, 2019

The waking erection experienced by those bearing a penis. Often has to be taken care of there and then.
by Carbonfibre Clue October 20, 2021
