A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.
The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.
by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007
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Someone who deserves the title of being called a monkey. Ahem in fact only one person deserves to fit this definition.
Someone who deserves the title of being called a monkey. Ahem in fact only one person deserves to fit this definition.
Wow, ur so annoying u lil monkey.
U should stop licking the floor u lil monkey.
Stop trying to be so wifey u lil monkey.
Stop being so wack u lil monkey.
Wow u do look v v good u lil monkey :)
U should stop licking the floor u lil monkey.
Stop trying to be so wifey u lil monkey.
Stop being so wack u lil monkey.
Wow u do look v v good u lil monkey :)
by Lilmonkeylover July 9, 2022
Get the Lil Monkey mug."If you don't shut up, I am going to use my monkey ammo!"
"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."
"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."
"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."
"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."
"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."
"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."
by AumoeLooure February 4, 2012
Get the Monkey Ammo mug.Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
by jimmydevious January 27, 2013
Get the Scan Monkey mug.Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .
Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .
by milfy902 November 19, 2014
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by K11f December 14, 2014
Get the Cup and monkey mug.The gizz monkey had a lay-in today. He pretended he was tired from a heavy night even though he went to bed at 8.30.
by Spannii January 17, 2009
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