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bullshit friend

Someone that you have conversations or joke around with on a semi-regular basis with and are friendly with, but aren't close to.
I said hi to my bullshit friend at the mall yesterday.
by Lucky Charmz February 15, 2006
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Nail Friend

A nail technician is a professional who specialises in fake nails.

A friendship is the cooperative and supportive relationship between two or more people

A nail friend is a nail technician who has no friends so stalks their clients to the point where they cancel appointments and avoid at all costs.

Friend. 'Nail Friend'
Text Message "Hi it was so good to see you today I hope we can do it again soon. We are best friends now"

Reply "Erm.. ok.."

"Its my friend... my nail friend..."
by Stalk off October 10, 2009
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bad friend

A bad friend is someone who blows you off all the time, specifically four times in one weekend , and every weekend after that for a month. Also blows you off all the time for her unattractive boyfriend... copies everything you do, and steals your style. Trys to get with every guy you've talked to and dated. Even one you're in love with. Oh and might I add, never texts you first or calls you, claiming she's too busy, when she's constanly updating her facebook status or tweeting. There is just some fantastic people in this world ...
thank you for blowing me off Sarah, you are a bad friend. to all of you, don't be a Sarah.
by Musties November 18, 2012
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Friends with Bestifits

Similar to friends with benefits, but the two have the added bonus of being best friends, or besties, so there's a double relationship.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear J. and P. hooked up at the party?

Person 2: No way, I thought they were so close, like besties.

Person 1: Ya, now they're Friends with Bestifits.
by DefinitelyNotJake December 17, 2008
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friend quiz

a retarded application on facebook that gets its users addicted to finding out who would hook up with them buy answering hundreds of retarded questions about retarded people the user attends highschool with. if your a male you end up skipping all the questions about guys because its just way too homo. the application often freezes up, refrains from giving you your credits and deletes itself from your page. its bullshit and its addicting. you can also buy credits buy spendin money on stupid shit.
*i gotta find out who wants to hook up with me on friend quiz!*
question: "do you think (random fat chick) has a nice butt?"
answer: NO
*yes! 1 credit down, 49 to go!
by kitchenfury April 17, 2010
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Squeaky friends

Squeaky friends is what you call a young child over the internet or in person.
Teacher: “ Hello squeaky friends!!”

Children: “Hello!”
by sofiafromclairo September 9, 2020
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Friends with Perks

A nicer way of saying friends with benefits because you actually care for the person, but not enough to be in a relationship.
I really missing being in a relationship with you, but I think for now we should just be friends with perks, because I still care for you.
by caniaccombo0310 April 1, 2020
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