The "correct" name of any bird you tell your children when wont stop asking questions and you don’t actually know but can't break their tiny hearts by letting them think you don’t know every damned thing about every damned thing in the universe ever!.....but also still kindda love that they still think you do :)
by Moroccan Bob August 28, 2019
Hey Dezerel know endless birds ih he post Shania, Monica, and a shabin last night. Mate is one bird-boss
by Marcus758 September 21, 2022
A combination of baby bird feeding and bukkake. Everyone tries to nut before the other into the middle person's mouth. Who ever nuts last gets all the seed baby bird fed into their mouth.
by vaderstyle January 16, 2020
Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*
*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.
*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.
"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"
"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."
"Why?"
"It's bird law."
Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).
"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."
"Why?"
"It's bird law."
Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).
by Mother_of_Dragon December 20, 2022
Kaja the bird is not a lifestyle, it's not super man it's a dance, it's a beautiful thing that makes everything possible often confused whit kajaj witch is a lifestyle
by Kajak03 March 20, 2017
When one attempts to commit suicide by hanging oneself from a fan that is still spinning. This results in the person being flung around like an Angry-Bird.
by Hudsmee September 01, 2023
When you are hungover and shitting, then you have to stand up and turn around to throw up in the same can.
by Steve irkel August 18, 2017