breakfast shirt

A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.

Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!

by JCutts March 22, 2019

Messy Breakfast

Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese

Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

breakfast bandit

A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning

Oh look, we better get up to grab our food now the breakfast bandit is here

by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017

Potato Breakfast

The sad, flavorless, and often uncooked meal that most Russian citizens have come to know. Became popular after the widespread collapse of their economy and the mass exodus of food imports to their Motherland. This meal became increasingly more widespread starting middle of March, 2022 and lasted until the summer of 2060.

Sergey: did you see the Canadians and Brits get clapped by cruise missiles in Mauripol?

Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?

by Juancarloswei March 16, 2022

Breakfast

To have a shot of meth

“It’s time for breakfast “ and the clock reads 4:20pm

by Crabbincrab420 January 22, 2019

lazy mans breakfast

A sexual position, requiring minimal effort. Normally in a spooning or cuddling position, to achieve sexual climax.

“No thanks sweetheart, I’m going to rest up tonight, and enjoy a lazy mans breakfast tomorrow morning.”

by Dirtydood August 18, 2021

Breakfast

1.food u eat in the morning
2.song from famous Disney musical high school musical

I ate my breakfast this morning
"Breakfast breakfast"

by Brentford dictionary May 28, 2018