Evan

The average name given to a donkey or a gorilla.

I just fed Evan yesterday, all he wanted was hay!

by The thesaurus guy January 13, 2023

Evan Bortmas

The literal definition of Christmas

What are you doing for Evan Bortmas this year?

by samisacrazyduck April 18, 2024

Evan

Evan is an ugly ass bitch who has a tiny hose for his tiny hoes.

Evan can't fight fires.

by anonymous455 January 22, 2022

Bethany evans

An amazing hot sexy person who is loving and has a weird obsession with cars and loves everyone around her she is shy at first but when she opens up she is bubbly and calls people pookie. Ily pooks

🚗:i love u bethany evans

by Hehe.hehe.hehe August 16, 2024

evan dillworth

dumb idiot that doesn’t know how to play minecraft

“diamonds spawn below -60” “no they don’t, what are you, evan dillworth??

by noahbragg79 May 3, 2022

evan henderson

sex man

evan henderson is a man of love

by smhballz September 23, 2021

Evan

describe evan in one word; cunt. evan is the worst individual human being you will ever meet, he’s manipulative, he’s a snake, he’s rude, he respects no one and can’t settle for any one girl he just plays atleast two at time. don’t fall for an evan he’ll cheat on you 17 times

evan is a cunt

by canceledbestay November 30, 2023