boner drinker

some one who sucks dick, aka some one who drinks boners

That gay pride parade is always full of boner drinkers.

by I am Big Jake hear me roar March 12, 2009

Boner Recall

The memory of an erotic situation where only the object of facination is remembered causing an involuntary erection. All other details are forgotten like the day, surroundings, or even names.

Guy1: Hmm those bananas are on sale.
Guy2: Bananas....oh my (covers groin).
Guy1: WTF!
Guy2: Sorry. Just had a total boner recall of the time in highschool that cheerleader was eating a banana.
Guy1: Damn, wish I was there.

by botoitchi March 1, 2010

Tampon Boner

When a girl wears a tight pair of pants, leggings, or sweatpants and the tampon sticks out and looks like a little boner.

Yo, guy, lets go Nigga Gippin this way! No way, man! There is a chick with a Tampon Boner over there.

by R-e Miller June 8, 2015

Trouser boner

When ones pants/trousers forms a slight rise in the genital area implying that you have an erection when you really don't

That was so embarrassing - everyone thought I had a boner! Although it was just a trouser boner.

by Rowensg June 9, 2014

Lubey Boner

When a male applies lube on his erected penis prior to masturbation or sexual intercourse.

Woman: I want you to boink me, but I'm not wet yet.
Man: Don't worry about it, I'll have a lubey boner.

by datlillarryb March 23, 2011

Mountain Boner

noun: when laying in your bed under the sheets with a boner that pushes the comforter up to a peak resembling a mountain.

The other day my mom came into my room and i had a mountain boner, so i had to roll over onto my side until she left.

by kseng14 September 29, 2009

Pro boner

Similar to "pro bono" (denoting work undertaken for the public good without charge, especially legal work for a client with a low income). Pro boner instead refers to women with low self-esteem because of outward appearance or possibly some fucked up daddy issues. Getting your pro boner in is usually done to salvage some remaining self-esteem in a girl by having sex with her.

"After she bought me that fifth shot I figured whatever... I'll just get my pro boner in, so I fucked in her my mom's mini-van out back."

"Oh him? That's Steve. Yeah, he's not bad looking but he's always on his pro boner game, swoopin' up sad fat girls. He's like a public defender but for sad fat girls..."

by Buttenlocker June 4, 2014