April 4th

National give the bday boy/girl a hug cuz its there bday

boy: omg its april 4th !
girl: okkkkk ?
boy: *hugs her*
girl: *blushes*

by urfuturebae October 16, 2022

April 4th

The birthday of the most beautiful and wonderful woman ever

April 4th is her birthday

by HandPuppet October 28, 2021

April 13

nation don’t listen to your parents day

Mom: honey!
You: *silence
* next days*

You: hey mom and dad
Them: ohhhhhh it was april 13

by machary April 6, 2022

April 3rd

National slap your bestie day.

Girl 1: HEY BESTIE
Girl 2: HEYYY *slaps*
Girl 1: GUH WHAT YOU DID THAT FO?
Girl 2: MB GIRLIE, IT'S APRIL 3RD
Girl 1: WHAT'S ON APRIL 3RD?
Girl 2: NATIONAL SLAP YOUR BESTIE DAY
Girl 1: Fuck you

by your granpappy. April 3, 2022

April 1st

April 1st: The day where you can have sex with any of your friends, but say April fools. Since it's April 1st, it doesn't technically count.

I had sex with ___ on April 1st, but it doesn't count, since I said April Fools.

by Pixeldouche February 11, 2022

April 24th

April 24th is the day satan dropped off Aaliyah off on the face of the earth. He gave her frizzy hair and short height and sent her on her way. We celebrate April 24th in hopes that Aaliyah will be pleased with us acknowledging her existence.

Dude one: "Bro- Did you wish Aaliyah a happy birthday? You better hurry up, todays April 24th!"

Dude two: "Oh damn! Thanks for the reminder"

by cow slut April 23, 2021

April 13

National monsterfucking day.

It's April 13th? Time to find sukuna!

by Sukunaissexy April 12, 2021