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Crawshaw Academy

crawshaw is a school in the north of england.
everybody know everything about everyone, word travels fast in there. never a boring day at crawshaw academy. where half of girls look like men and half of the boys get no bitches because they are too feminine. don’t even get me started with them teacher you can tell this was there last choice of job. would 100% not recommend you might aswell go to juvy.
the word Crawshaw Academy means you will get nowhere in life

fanny- you go to crawshaw
bender boy-yes
fanny- oh so your a gay pansy who gets no bitches
bender boy -i suck dick yes
by Georgia084 December 14, 2023
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wesley academy

Wesley academy, a crappy private school for bad kids generally kicked out of Peter's township schools or Upper st. Clair schools in the south hills of Pittsburgh PA. There'd sniffing Ritalin they bought off another student which is old mine to them lol. There was no homework and had cigarette breaks where they took us off property to smoke so they wouldn't get busted for us minors smoking. The coach was cool but nome of the faculty besides coach are memorable. So basically it was a school for middle class to rich kids. There was no way to fail out at Wesley. We rode short busses to Wesley.
Got kicked out of Peter's and sent to Wesley Academy.
by Pittsburgh Cali guy December 14, 2022
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the totteridge academy

The totteridge academy is the most ghetto school in north london

If u go there u will know that the teachers dont educate u and all of the studants will probably

end up working in mcdonalds as they have no knowledge bc the teachers havent taught them

There are loads of fights,drama, fire alarms and detention rooms are always full

I recommend u going to tta because it is an experiance u will NEVER forget and u eill carry it with u forever
The totteridge academy is better then ark
by Hi um yeah ig bye December 20, 2022
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Sarum Academy

a secondary school in bemerton heath which is full of strict af teachers but they can be nice to you at times, the head of the school is mrs moore and she does not tolerate any shit from pupils. the school itself is basically the new Ohio to be fair as most of the people that attend the school are chavs and they think that they are hard the school always win a boccia tournament every year because they are the fucking goats of boccia and they also have this place called the hub which is full of speccy twats
sarum academy is the new ohio in 2022
by big fat tubby December 28, 2022
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Stemm academy

A school where the teachers get to fail students just because “it’s a smart kid school” when in reality it’s a place where kids get horrible grades and get kicked out of clubs they paid 20$ to get into due to those bad grades, and it is also a breeding ground for snobs who flex the fact that they got into a smart kid school.
Dammit, I failed all my classes

What school do you go to?

stemm academy

oh ok then Nevermind
by ChomikLover December 30, 2022
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Paddington Academy

A prison like building that may deceive you via its building and open day, however by signing the contract you have earnt yourself a seven year sentence in an NPC producing factory. Beware of silent transitions and teachers waiting to give you an hour for not saying good morning back. You may also be exposed to revealing your socks due to an unprecedented sock check. Note. Must be navy or black or you get an hour. Some teachers start off good but due to their training they are evolved into another non playable character whose reason for living is purely sentencing you to confinement in a room after school, where you pretend to do work. This is not to mention the exams they make you do RIGHT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS?! And the endless pile of homework you have to do for teachers that don't even take time out of their day to mark it.
polly: Come to paddington academy, its great!
jamal adbulaziz abdulrahman the second: no thanks, ive heard its part of the matrix
by Im telling the truth LLLLLL January 11, 2023
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Bay Academy

A school also known as gay-academy, this school is filled with white girls and retarted boys that moan in the hallways and act like their gang.
“Yeah, There was another retarded kid that goes to Bay Academy
by bay academyK July 3, 2023
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