Sarum Academy

a secondary school in bemerton heath which is full of strict af teachers but they can be nice to you at times, the head of the school is mrs moore and she does not tolerate any shit from pupils. the school itself is basically the new Ohio to be fair as most of the people that attend the school are chavs and they think that they are hard the school always win a boccia tournament every year because they are the fucking goats of boccia and they also have this place called the hub which is full of speccy twats

sarum academy is the new ohio in 2022

by big fat tubby December 28, 2022

Riverside STEM Academy

California’s best public middle/high school in US News and World Report’s 2024 Best K-12 Schools ranking. Our mascot is the Androids. Though we are relatively weak in sports when compared to other Riverside Unified schools, our excellent academic structure more than make up for it. Another downside to it is that the lottery to get in is hard for the wrong reasons because their criteria to apply is lax. It is worth giving your kid a shot, though. Our MathCounts, Science Olympiad, and FIRST Robotics teams are the best in the Inland Empire! RSA über alles!

Marko: (clap, clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap) Androids!
Karl: You surely show the amazing spirit of Riverside STEM Academy!

by 69Starship420 June 25, 2024

Sharpe Academy

A performing arts “school” that radiates the same energy as a pyramid scheme.

A: Imagine paying 25p for a Freddo
B: Imagine paying £10,800 for Sharpe Academy

by JoeyBlowey May 25, 2021

Great wyrley academy

Great wyrley is a shithole at the best Cannock/Walsall full of trampy girls who stink of bio and year 10 heavy weight champion Jake lewis, who constantly flexes

his dead ‘abs’ will knock you out.

Friend: I might move to Great wyrley academy .
Me: Don’t we’ll not if you don’t want Jake Lewis to bang you or steal your girl .

by Hggfccchkut December 17, 2019

Hillel Academy

Hillel Academy is a white school if you go to this school whitewashed and you are def extremely rich, your parent waste a good amount of money only for a bunch of holidays and have some nice teachers, if you walk through ib area you will get a good aesthetic view hillel is quite a nice school except we are like immaculate girls at some point and some boys here fr smashable, some people here are honestly annoying rumors spread extremely fast here

rando: you go to hillel academy?
person: yes
rando: tryna b like u 💔

by hillelperson January 21, 2023

Northeast Academy

biggest deal back then was having someone not play by the rules in infection at recess

i fucking hate this kid he always doesn't play along at recess (northeast academy)

by bbcmaster69 November 24, 2021

aston university engineering academy

A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud

Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy.

Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.

by AUEADefinitions February 5, 2020