Trouser boner

When ones pants/trousers forms a slight rise in the genital area implying that you have an erection when you really don't

That was so embarrassing - everyone thought I had a boner! Although it was just a trouser boner.

by Rowensg June 9, 2014

sleep boner

Sleep Boners are the weirdest thing ever. They occur when you just wake up when your friend down there just pops up and is ready for work.

Person one: *wakes up and yawns* Man, I got some good rest...*sproing* Well..you're a bit early eh? Man, sleep boners suck.
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?

by The Chicken Warlord November 9, 2013

Tampon Boner

When a girl wears a tight pair of pants, leggings, or sweatpants and the tampon sticks out and looks like a little boner.

Yo, guy, lets go Nigga Gippin this way! No way, man! There is a chick with a Tampon Boner over there.

by R-e Miller June 8, 2015

Monogamy boner

When you know you want to have a real romantic relationship with a specific person.

I'm pointing my monogamy boner at someone right now.

by Biker_Mael March 28, 2012

Lubey Boner

When a male applies lube on his erected penis prior to masturbation or sexual intercourse.

Woman: I want you to boink me, but I'm not wet yet.
Man: Don't worry about it, I'll have a lubey boner.

by datlillarryb March 23, 2011

boner paws

A strange phenomenon that only occurs when many vintage grails are in one area. The magnitude of many heaters can cause the person to have a boner, pause.

“So much heat it cause a boner paws” -1980somethingco

by Da Vintage Miner October 10, 2021

Pro boner

Similar to "pro bono" (denoting work undertaken for the public good without charge, especially legal work for a client with a low income). Pro boner instead refers to women with low self-esteem because of outward appearance or possibly some fucked up daddy issues. Getting your pro boner in is usually done to salvage some remaining self-esteem in a girl by having sex with her.

"After she bought me that fifth shot I figured whatever... I'll just get my pro boner in, so I fucked in her my mom's mini-van out back."

"Oh him? That's Steve. Yeah, he's not bad looking but he's always on his pro boner game, swoopin' up sad fat girls. He's like a public defender but for sad fat girls..."

by Buttenlocker June 4, 2014