midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023

Whale

Your mother

"Your mother is a whale"

by Callan Marnell February 10, 2021

Bro Whale

Either of the two men involved in a "Devil's Three-way".

"Dude, that girl over there said she would only go home with me if I brought a friend. Will you be my Bro Whale?"

by theFool_wa March 12, 2015

Whale Cum

Whale CUM= YUMMY

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by WHALE CUM FART May 10, 2023

Whale load

A huge amount of cum

I dumped a whale load on my hoes face last night.

by girthycock666 July 24, 2018

my whale

My beautiful, amazing, perfect, wonderful best friend Chantal 🥰

Chantal you’re my whale !!

by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020

whale drop

The act of dropping one self sideways without any regard to where he/she might land.
Often practiced mid-winter in the great white north.

Dude! I was walking down this trail, and got so tired that I *whale dropped* on the spot.

by CaptnJack April 25, 2014