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Wild Spider

N - those little shit toddlers and babies that scream at the top of their lungs whenever they feel like it.
“Yo that wild spider is so fucking loud wtf”

“Yeah you know it those kids never shut up”
by Average CSN student October 16, 2022
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Bearded Spider

When a person's pubes are infested with lice or other creepy-crawlies.
Bro, I went downtown faster than the A1, but then she hits me with a Bearded Spider and I'm all like, "WTF?"
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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Vagina spiders

invasive Spiders that dwell in the vagina
by Budgingjaguar72 October 3, 2023
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Spider

A hairy mother fucker with eight legs that want's you to fear it and will give you a heart attack.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah their is a damn spider on the wall

mom: were is that damn flamethrower that we use just for spiders.

dad: I can't rust any of you with that thing just to kill a spider.
by Yabddabdoo November 20, 2021
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Spider Man!!

A "Spider Man!!" is when you are having sex with someone, doggy style. When you're about to cum, pull out and cum into your hand, and then when your partner turns around, you shout "Spider Man!!" and then fling your cum into their face.
Partner: "My boyfriend hit me with a "Spider Man!!" last night! I had no idea! How could I have not seen that coming?"

Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"

Man's "friend": " Who are you?"
by Friendly neighborhood Faggot September 2, 2022
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Spider

Lowering your voice and making yourself seem insignificant to make someone feel bad for something they've done. To 'spider' someone.
Don't spider me man no! Sit here now dammit!
by TheVincinerator June 16, 2010
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spider 2y banana

Anything that's complex and not easily understood by a layperson; to intentionally obfuscate or confuse someone with verbiage.
Damn dude, I just asked you for the time, and you went all spider 2y banana on me!
by dauntless5 September 1, 2021
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