Sloppy Bull

To lick someone else's saliva from testicles.

"Janice got with Randall after me? Hope she liked her Sloppy Bull."

by pseudonynemy January 30, 2015

sloppy mackerel

A vagina that has the firmness of a condom full of grapes

Wow man! That's a sloppy mackerel

by Flappy pancake February 10, 2015

Sloppy Johotty

An man of a mature age, (older than middle aged) who is known to be sexually active or have ejaculative problems causing them to ejaculate in their pants.

From the subberbs off the city of Sunderland, England

Hew look at that sloppy Johotty! Dirty Bast**d!

by NorthernTalk June 29, 2014

sloppy southern

A particularly wet and spur of the moment blow job. Much spit is a must, some bile and phlegm may be used/ result from the deep penetration this particular service requires.

"This girl from the bar went down on me so hard and wet it was a total sloppy southern DUDE!"

by dicksweat July 3, 2014

Sloppy Joe

The act of giving a girl anal and the orgasm is so powerful it makes you throw up all over her in the middle of ejaculation. The mix semen and vomit gives the consistency of a sloppy joe

1. Bro! Last night was so wild! Jenny let me put in her butt for the first time and it was so good that I wound up giving her sloppy joe!

2. Anal is the bomb! I almost broke my back 'cause I nutted so hard! The sloppy joe made it ten times better since we could both enjoy my orgasm!

by Gregluanus September 27, 2014

sloppy jon

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.

Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.

by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015

sloppy purse

A woman's vagina

I'm bout to spit up in that girl's sloppy purse.

by snappleextreme94 July 17, 2015