sloppy joe

a very loose and free lipped vagina that has a bad habit of cumming too early and uncontrollably. noun

man i fucked that woman so hard that she left me with a sloppy joe.

by fsdbk November 05, 2010

Sloppy Floppy Seconds

When a man makes a woman reach her climax but does not climax himself, so he continues to have sex with someone else.

Mike's girlfriend couldn't make him cum so he asked the priest if he wanted Sloppy Floppy Seconds.

by SouthPark&Juggalo April 05, 2005

Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by Alan1 October 29, 2006

Sloppy Joe

When a southern tonk goes flaccid for no reason before sex.

Nope his dick did a sloppy joe.

by Old Grit March 28, 2011

sloppy-joe

noun A grotesque (& awesome!) sexual act when after taking a dump on a womans back, the man proceeds to have anal sex with her until reaching climax, blowing clumpy man-chowder all over the steaming pile of feces.

"Hey Erik hows' the misses?", asked Tom.
Erik replied, "Man last night me and Julio, be tag teamin' that blonky bitch and I decided to spice things up with the mad flava of sloppy-joe. Shit was sensational."

by Evan604 August 04, 2008

Sloppy Slam Dunk

Someone is laying down and begins to push out a shit. As soon as the poop begins to crown you take your dick and jam the shit back into their ass.

Jenny started to shit so i took my cock and Sloppy Slam Dunked it back inside of her.

by Lil Rizz March 25, 2011

Simba Sloppy Jalopy

before you finish, you stick your thumb in her butt with one hand and get some juice and than as you cum in your other hand, you pull your thumb out of her butt, slap her in the face and slid your thumb across her forehead.

karen did not expect to get a simba sloppy jalopy and was not happy with it!

by hockey! dude! January 02, 2021