queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.

Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."

by DrDax December 11, 2012

queef bucket

a bucket that a man makes a woman squat over and blast out any extra air she may have trapped up her cum canal before sex. Because let's face it, there's nothing more gross than a pussy fart.

Klaus made Helga wear the queef bucket on her head as he kicked her out of his house for being a lousy fuck.

by a fat owl April 5, 2014

queef sugar

Noun, similar to creampie, the cum from a womans cooch

Joey: Dude, did you suck down Jenny's Queef Sugar last night?

David: Hell yeah man!

by Derpolas May 1, 2014

Queefleet

Multiple vaginal flatulations happening in rapid succession.

The judges are still reviewing the tapes, but we may have a new record-setting queefleet. Personally, Jan, I lost-count at 10.

by Ericopolis June 2, 2014

Queef genie

When a gal queefs so hard from rubbing her wet vagina, she exaggerates by saying she conjured a Queef Genie.

Girl: "When I was fucking myself with my vibrator, I pussy farted so hard that a damn queef genie popped out and granted me three wishes."

by tunacorntaco February 10, 2015

Queef

In basic terms.... a vagina fart

A: eww did someone queef
B: maybe or maybe I farted

by Lolzorthedino August 21, 2015

Queefjizz

The secretion of fluids and the expulsion of air from the vagina simultaneously. Similar to squirting.

In the middle of some fantastic sex, my female partner queefjizzed on me during her orgasm.

by SandyRockwood December 29, 2015