purple rain

The thought of having to pay child support after your girlfriend tells you shes pregnant.

Wishin' on a falling star

Waitin' for the early train

Sorry boy, but I've been hit by purple rain

Aw, come on, Joe, you can always

Change your name

Thanks a lot, son, just the same

- America Ventura Highway

by Rowger May 29, 2013

purple state

A state of intense and prolonged sexual arousal brought about by fantasies of violating the spouses of political candidates of both parties.

Garvin was in a purple state from his desire to give the First Lady a Dirty Sanchez.

by Wayang Doll November 7, 2006

purple nurple

1. an act when one twists the nipple of another, causing it to go purple.
2. My friend Shelbie's stuffed monkey

"Look out William! It looks like Jacob'll give you a purple nurple if you stop eating all that poop!"

Shelbie: PURPLE NURPLE! PURPLE NURPLE! PURPLE NURPLE! PURPLE NURPLE!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 21, 2003

purple mushroom

type of cloud formed after explosion by an iraqi nuclear warhead

by tony with a T February 13, 2003

purple mustache

subtle reference refering to the appearance of the anus after extended anal sex. a mixture of colours, wine red, and various earth tones mixing into a hairy purple mess. Flushed skin with various..secretions. A spin on the older term 'cranberry juice stains', hinting at possible stains left on an unfortunate subject's boxer shorts the morning after.

Someone's going to have quite the purple mustache after spending a night with those boys.

by jim parker February 14, 2006

purple bologna

"Purple bologna" is a staple in the amazing Random Teen Movement. For full effect: When conversation becomes boring, dead, too technical, confusing, or hard to understand, simply yell 'PURPLE BOLOGNA'!!!! Guarenteed to start a new train of thought.

Prep: "And she was like OMG I will NOT go out with you. You went out with Jessica and, like, OMG that's nasty."
ME: PURPLE BOLOGNA DAMMIT. PURPLE BOLOGNA
Confused Prep: "Whaaaa?"

by XRazorBladeX January 27, 2009

Purple Turkey

When a woman strangles a man's penis and then he slaps her in the face with it

Tim: "Hey man what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Man: "I went over to Cindy's house and we did the Purple Turkey
Tim: "Oh nice!"

by rosk August 5, 2014