tool porn

The act of men observing and admiring the use of fancy, expensive tools to build projects and fix problems in ways that the average man has no hope of accomplishing in real life. These are typically television programs or magazines where the porn is presented by experts to be appealing to an average schlub who does not possess the means to imitate them.

Did you watch {This Old House, Trucks!, etc.} yesterday? I love watching tool porn.

I take the tool catalog to the bathroom to be alone with my porn.

by FiatLukes October 24, 2009

Pre-Porn

Videos, pictures, or anything else watched before more intensive porn, then most often followed by ejaculation. Pre-Porn material does not have to qualify as actual pornographic material.

I'm watching the show friends for Pre-Porn lol.

Anyone down for some Pre-Porn?

Not really in the mood to beat off but I'm bored... Pre-Porn time.

by Happy1 November 13, 2012

map porn

The feeling of excitement or joy from seeing maps, can be a sexual feeling.

Joe: Hey did you see that map of games on thrones?
Bill: Yeah dude it was map porn.

by blixz January 28, 2013

scat porn

1. typically a Japanese porn delicacy, sex involved with fecal matter.
2. naked women taking a dump
3. porn in which someone shits into someone elses mouth

Moe loves scat porn as much as he likes beastiality porn.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

Period Porn

When a girl makes a porn while she is bleeding from her cunt

Riki "wanna search porn?"
Jessica "yeah period porn?"
Annie "whats period porn?"
Jessica "when a girl is bleeding and makes a porno"

by Jesslynn Price May 2, 2009

Got Porn?

The act of being a flamboyant homosexual and liking boys until it hurts. spider ball

Random: What do you mean you Got Porn? Dude, that's so outrageously homosexual!

by TotallyNotPlayer April 23, 2008

retard porn

Noun: 1. Pornographic movies or pictures depicting individuals who have mental retardation (e.g. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, etc.) having sex and performing various sexual acts.

2. Really funny/fucked up shit.

Dude #1: Shit bro, what's wrong with that porn slut's eyes...they're all cross-eyed and shit.

Dude #2: Na, that's normal, it's retard porn.

Dude #1: Man that's fucked up. The dude's slapping the back of her head and screaming like a howler monkey.

by Ryan Mor February 9, 2012