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milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.
Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.
by PenisHead5467 March 9, 2020
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cuban noodles

cuban noodles or chicken noodles with spicy sauce, invented by HANNAH
scarlet cant handle the cuban noodles but hannah can!!
by hannahlova September 3, 2024
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Wet Noodle

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.
by Druburr March 7, 2022
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the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.
"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"
by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023
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Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.
Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.
by Jmac175 July 6, 2019
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Spicy Japanese noodle

When a Japanese girl has a mouth full of wasabi sauce and gives you a blow job and then lets you fuck her in the ass.
Amanda gives the best spicy Japanese noodle!
by 10wellhung January 29, 2025
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noodle music

Music that encourages hippies to wave arms like wacky inflatable tube guys, like Woodstock music.
Someone put on Jefferson airplane and everyone is waving arms and swaying, I don’t like this noodle music.
by DJneoport January 22, 2024
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