Ninja Blumpkin

Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.

I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.

by Onigato June 23, 2010

Joe Ninja

Secretly a sheep. Male teenager who still uses his old edgy "Ninja" username.

Who the heck is Joe and why is he in my jackbox game? JOE NINJA.

by JoeDaSheep645 December 01, 2019

pussy ninja

someone who stealthily snatches away another mans previously designated pussy

Dude i thought i had dibs on that hoe, then Patrick swooped in and ninjad that pussy.

Dude that nigga Lee is a fucking pussy ninja.

Dude, did Kevin just ninja Mirandas pussy away from Joel?

by Billy Joe Ray December 09, 2008

Ninja in the Night

When a ninja has mastered the arts of night stealtage and has gained the use of all 6 senses (including the psychic abilities they gain through deathly training), they are able to go out and ninja in the night without worrying about jerks spotting them.

Guy: "Dude, did you see that?"
Dude: "Guy, stfu and get me some pie."

by Nathan March 01, 2005

Ninja poop

A poop that sneaks up on you when least expected!

Man 1: oh! (runs)
Man 2: Where is he going?
Man 3: Bathroom. That was a ninja poop.

by proffessor010 March 31, 2011

white ninja

its only the funniest web comic in the whole history of the internet everyone should go read it immediatly and laugh for ever www.whiteninjacomics.com

white ninja and the spiders that got him at last

by tom beach February 19, 2004

Ninja Jump

Whilst you're in a deep sleep/sub concious state, its as if a ninja has sneaked up on you, shoved you and vanished into thin air causing your arms and/or legs to spasm and jump randomly - sometimes so violent that it causes you to wake up.

Just got back from my night-shift at work, got into bed where my girlfriend was sound asleep, she ninja jumped and kicked me in the fucking gooch!

by hardwarexpert July 27, 2011