Digestive Muffin

The remains of smeg left in a female's vagina after sex and after not washing the penis

Julia, I met this guy last night and he gave me a digestive muffin! Never again.

by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016

warm muffin

A hot muffled lady fart.

Denise let go a warm muffin in the elevator.

by skaught83 May 3, 2014

muffin boobs

Muffin boobs is when a girl has boobs that are so defored the look like the top of a muffin.

"Look at that girls muffin boobs!"

"Gloria has some nasty muffin boobs."

by GlideAbove December 16, 2013

huffin muffin

A muff that is soo nice you just want to get down there and take a deep breath and enjoy the scenery

Bro, she got a huffin muffin.

For real?

Yeah man, that shits like a meadow. I could stay down there all day!!!

by K.S. Pickles June 8, 2015

muffin-thrust

To muffin someone, you wipe your ballsweat on your hand, then cover someone's mouth/nose region with said hand. Therefore, to muffin thrust, you muffin your woman, then penetrate. Easy as that.

My dog crapped on my bed, so I muffin-thrusted it.

by lastdoug1223 June 3, 2011

Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying

by Kuk March 27, 2008

tuff muffins

Imaginary muffins eaten by a person to make them feel strong, so they can talk shit from a distance which is safe from retaliation. Such as over the phone, or once you are in handcuffs in the back of a police car, and they are not.

Also known as "gangsta cookies".

You- "Man, you're lucky I dont beat your ass right now, punk!"

Me- "Who are you talkin to?"

You- "That guy who was kickin to Sally at the party. He just called my phone!"

Me- "He's a cagefighter. You know that right?"

You- "Yeah. So what?! He's lucky he aint here right now."

Me- "What did you eat for breakfast? Tuff muffins?"

by sam skrambel February 6, 2010