muffin pits

a pet name used to describe someone with squishy-like underarms

Aww! You look so cute today muffin pits!
My little muffin pits.

by Heathcliff-Kate Bush August 19, 2008

Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying

by Kuk March 27, 2008

Muffin Hut

An enclosed location on an FPS multiplayer map, where a sniper, or support gunner can hide and easily defend the position, the "muffin hut" is often the room/tower that was intentionally designed by the designers as a sniper/MG nest, and therefore tends to have a good view of strategic areas. The "muffin hut" refers to the ONE place on each map, that best fits the definition, however it is not uncommon for there to be a second "muffin hut-like" location, that is a convenient place to counter an enemy in the "muffin hut."

(the term could also be misconstrued as "dirty," and although that is not its usually its use, feel free to do so)

"Go to the muffin hut. We can plant mines in the only doorway, and we can mount our weapons facing the enemy spon point!"

"omg! Those guys in the muffin hut are camping our spawn point, and i tried getting in, but they've got mines"

by Uberwald93 September 9, 2009

tuff muffins

Imaginary muffins eaten by a person to make them feel strong, so they can talk shit from a distance which is safe from retaliation. Such as over the phone, or once you are in handcuffs in the back of a police car, and they are not.

Also known as "gangsta cookies".

You- "Man, you're lucky I dont beat your ass right now, punk!"

Me- "Who are you talkin to?"

You- "That guy who was kickin to Sally at the party. He just called my phone!"

Me- "He's a cagefighter. You know that right?"

You- "Yeah. So what?! He's lucky he aint here right now."

Me- "What did you eat for breakfast? Tuff muffins?"

by sam skrambel February 6, 2010

muffin-thrust

To muffin someone, you wipe your ballsweat on your hand, then cover someone's mouth/nose region with said hand. Therefore, to muffin thrust, you muffin your woman, then penetrate. Easy as that.

My dog crapped on my bed, so I muffin-thrusted it.

by lastdoug1223 June 3, 2011

huffin muffin

A muff that is soo nice you just want to get down there and take a deep breath and enjoy the scenery

Bro, she got a huffin muffin.

For real?

Yeah man, that shits like a meadow. I could stay down there all day!!!

by K.S. Pickles June 8, 2015

muffin chopper

1) The muffin chopper is an anus or ass; the part of the human anatomy used to "cut a muffin". The "muffin" is a light fluffy fart or poot.
2) A female's ass which is particularly attractive.

Brak: OMG, look at that muffin chopper in the crosswalk!

Zorak: Mmm, I'd like to wear that for a hat!

by 3vilPrimate March 13, 2009