Muffin boy

One who is of semblance to a muffin, therefore making them a stupid lonely muffin boy, your parents hate you, die

Ivan anderson you are a fucking muffin boy

by Saeder August 1, 2020

booty muffin

A questionable scientific term used to describe external hemorrhoids.

Hey Katie, my booty muffins are on fire today!

by gwynplaine85 August 6, 2014

Black Muffin

African-American Stud Muffin

Girl 1: Idris Elba is such a black muffin.
Girl 2: yea will smith too!!!

by SerenaWithLove February 19, 2012

Digestive Muffin

The remains of smeg left in a female's vagina after sex and after not washing the penis

Julia, I met this guy last night and he gave me a digestive muffin! Never again.

by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016

muffin-thrust

To muffin someone, you wipe your ballsweat on your hand, then cover someone's mouth/nose region with said hand. Therefore, to muffin thrust, you muffin your woman, then penetrate. Easy as that.

My dog crapped on my bed, so I muffin-thrusted it.

by lastdoug1223 June 3, 2011

warm muffin

A hot muffled lady fart.

Denise let go a warm muffin in the elevator.

by skaught83 May 3, 2014

muffin chopper

1) The muffin chopper is an anus or ass; the part of the human anatomy used to "cut a muffin". The "muffin" is a light fluffy fart or poot.
2) A female's ass which is particularly attractive.

Brak: OMG, look at that muffin chopper in the crosswalk!

Zorak: Mmm, I'd like to wear that for a hat!

by 3vilPrimate March 13, 2009