Porras Moment

A moment in which a person experiences extreme retardation and stupidity due to an inflated ego, an excess of free time, and incredibly high expectations of everyone and everything

P1) “She said she liked me and wanted to smash, but her eyebrows weren’t trimmed and she wasn’t blonde so I just walked away.”

P2) “Bro you just had a Porras Moment”

by EzQuiplash May 16, 2021

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hani moment

the hani of moments that hanied through everyone, our lord and savior is hanio
When to use: when confronted with something bad say hani moment.

1: hey did you kill my dog?
2: hani moment
1:oh ok

by hani moment follower November 6, 2022

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nothing moment

time spent with friends or family, where you aren't doing anything important, but just enjoying the moment and making memories

laughing with friends, watching a favorite movie over and over,
A nothing moment is time spent doing nothing enjoying family and or friends making lasting memories

by theeroyallue November 22, 2007

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A moment worth remembering. A point of where it makes someone, usually a mentally handicapped person go: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-a"

Rated on a 1-10 scale.
1. being your socks get wet
10. your best friend is eaten by mountain lions in the woods.

Paul: My name paul
Your dumbass: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-a, fucin E-Moment.

by Lumfaous October 15, 2019

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Dragon moment

A moment every stoner has. When someone who is extremely high takes a large hit of marijuana and blows lots of smoke, resembling a dragon. Being in a very high state, the person then believes they ARE a dragon. This can also apply when one is high and thinks somebody else is a dragon.

"Dude, I finally had my dragon moment last night. It was awesome."

"Dude, you had wings... and stuff. That was an awesome dragon moment."

by Lambchop =D January 4, 2010

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