The act of getting rid of a friend (be they virtual or actual) by deleting him/her from your life. This is usually achieved by removing said friend from either your virtual life (MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, etc.) or your actual life (Don't return calls or texts, ignore/delay emails, etc.) Basically a Friends Cleanse means 'eh, I don't want to deal with you anymore'.
Damn. I had like close to 130 people on my MySpace... but I had to do a Friends Cleanse. Too many people were posting bulletins and shit I wasn't even interested in.
Dude... I'm getting way too many calls/texts from XXX. Time for a mobile phone Friends Cleanse.
Dude... I'm getting way too many calls/texts from XXX. Time for a mobile phone Friends Cleanse.
by shelik May 27, 2008
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by Lucky Charmz February 15, 2006
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A friendship is the cooperative and supportive relationship between two or more people
A nail friend is a nail technician who has no friends so stalks their clients to the point where they cancel appointments and avoid at all costs.
Friend. 'Nail Friend'
A friendship is the cooperative and supportive relationship between two or more people
A nail friend is a nail technician who has no friends so stalks their clients to the point where they cancel appointments and avoid at all costs.
Friend. 'Nail Friend'
Text Message "Hi it was so good to see you today I hope we can do it again soon. We are best friends now"
Reply "Erm.. ok.."
"Its my friend... my nail friend..."
Reply "Erm.. ok.."
"Its my friend... my nail friend..."
by Stalk off October 10, 2009
Get the Nail Friend mug.A bad friend is someone who blows you off all the time, specifically four times in one weekend , and every weekend after that for a month. Also blows you off all the time for her unattractive boyfriend... copies everything you do, and steals your style. Trys to get with every guy you've talked to and dated. Even one you're in love with. Oh and might I add, never texts you first or calls you, claiming she's too busy, when she's constanly updating her facebook status or tweeting. There is just some fantastic people in this world ...
by Musties November 18, 2012
Get the bad friend mug.Similar to friends with benefits, but the two have the added bonus of being best friends, or besties, so there's a double relationship.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear J. and P. hooked up at the party?
Person 2: No way, I thought they were so close, like besties.
Person 1: Ya, now they're Friends with Bestifits.
Person 2: No way, I thought they were so close, like besties.
Person 1: Ya, now they're Friends with Bestifits.
by DefinitelyNotJake December 17, 2008
Get the Friends with Bestifits mug.When an acquaintance of yours starts to irritate you, particularly when they begin to act like your best friend as soon as you just met them. When you've had enough, you introduce them to another friend of yours who you think has a chance of getting along with them, in hopes that your friend will be more accepting of this person's annoying behaviours than you are. A friend-off is successful when your acquaintance quickly attaches themselves to your friend rather than you. Thus, you have passed off your "friend" to another friend.
Person 1: Is there anything I should be careful of if I decide to friend-off someone?
Person 2: Friend-offs can backfire if the friend you have passed your annoying acquaintance off to is a very close friend of yours and they genuinely get along and become good friends. Every time your inner circle of friends gets together, the person you have friend-offed will then start regularly attending those gatherings, and you will have to endure their presence anyway.
Person 2: Friend-offs can backfire if the friend you have passed your annoying acquaintance off to is a very close friend of yours and they genuinely get along and become good friends. Every time your inner circle of friends gets together, the person you have friend-offed will then start regularly attending those gatherings, and you will have to endure their presence anyway.
by SpencerMurrayStudios May 30, 2016
Get the Friend-off mug.people you can count on for everything, people you can twin with on school days and count on to be there for you on bad days, they know whether or not you actually mean your okay, or if your just doing it for someone else's benefit, they know just how to cheer you up and when its the right time to help you out,
by preachforpaulwalker June 5, 2015
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