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evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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Liam Evans

I couldn’t live without Liam Evans.
by mole00 April 15, 2024
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Evan

He loves maps and whenever he says "TELL ME A DARK HUMOR JOKE" just say something about orphans.
Evan likes maps
by HEHE rawr June 6, 2022
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Evan

According to Ian Evan is a major simp and a pussy
by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020
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Evan

Evan's are soo swaggy and cool, theyre most likely gamer that actually respect their mom and drink respect woman juice. Be like evan
Yooo yk that evan kid he is cracked at tf2 dude
by F4rtmcg33 April 16, 2021
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Evan

That one friend that never gets on the game even when he said he would. But never has a good excuse.
Is John gonna get on tonight? Probably not, he's pulling an Evan.
by RCR terms June 29, 2025
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Evan

Evan is an amazing person if you meet an Evan you’re very lucky.
are you still friends with Evan? LUCKY!!
by iievanixxo September 3, 2023
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