cunt mice

Tampons.

This refers to the close resemblance of the tampon with a mouse, especially when it has (at least putatively) crawled up a woman's vagina. See also: jam rag.

Looks like Aunt Flo's come to visit. Best pop down the shops, Mike, and get your mum some cunt mice.

by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007

cunt buzzard

someone who will fuck anything he sees

I can't belive you slept with that nasty bitch,you cunt buzzard

by mr mustafabeast September 23, 2005

Shit Cunt

A cunt who is also shit

Paul, what a shit cunt

by centrelink October 7, 2010

upper cunt

Also known as the haymaker to the babymaker, the upper cunt is a devastating knock out punch to a woman's vagina.

Holy shit! Did you see that chick land that upper cunt last night in the cat fight?!

by HP and the Chamber of Semen January 5, 2011

chapped cunt

generally referred to as a dried up nasty slut.

my sister is a chapped cunt

by justin c. b. May 23, 2006

Cunt Hair

The second smallest unit of measurement.

See: wordCH/word and wordRCH/word

Move it a CH to the right and it will be perfect!

by snabald July 13, 2003

Smelly Cunt

Smelly cunt often refers to a female named Reshma. One who does not wash her pussy after intercourse but instead leaves the juices to flament. Leaving both hers and his juices inside her vast and deeply large vegina to create this vile stench called Smally Cunt.

Person 1 "I feel sick what the hell is that stink"
Person 2 "Oh thats just a Smelly Cunt you may known it as Reshma"
Person 1 "That Reshma needs to go wash her pussy hole"

by FreshairInc November 11, 2009