Fuckton of Condoms

the amount of condoms needed to fuck a metric ton of women

"Dude, for this party tonight I'm gonna need a fuckton of condoms."

by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011

condombobble

The little floppy bit at the end of a condom.
Sometimes used by under endowed men to put thier entire winkle into

uh oh, the condombobble broke!

by PGTips April 26, 2006

codominance

When you have an extra mom.

codominance
The lad Lives in a codominant household because he had 2 mothers.

by Mike Brownie April 16, 2007

Condone

a word most people spell as "condom" in their mind.

condone

by WrapCrap February 1, 2019

Condor

You are all wrong. Condoring is the act of taking a tube, or small, round, inflatable raft with a hole in the middle, and you go down a swift moving river or creek. Originated by my brothers. :p

MY BROTHER: "Let's go tubing!"
MY FATHER: "NO! Let's go condoring!!!"
haha. It sounds funny.

by O_o_I'm_a_Freak_o_O January 2, 2009

Three-conomy

Eating the Wendy's three $.99 burgers, saving money with delicious taste. No one needs to worry about the economy when you have the three-conomy at Wendy's.

Person 1: Hey, shouldn't you be using your money more carefully in this economy?

Person 2: Nah, I'm part of the Wendy's three-conomy.

Person 1: What?

Person 2: The 3 new $.99 burgers at Wendy's!

Person 1: You're fat.

Person 2: Yep, but I'm not poor.

by Ericccc5 April 3, 2009

reusable condoms

Condums that can be used lots times wii remote covors work well as long as da trap door be closed.

I got da hiv and that bitch made me wear a rubber so ize leaved the trap door open on dat reusable condoms so she gets that shit for life.

by hulk hogan vampire January 17, 2010