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Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
"Yeah man, we were getting wild last night and I gave her Canada's History!!"
by AdrenoKr0m3 February 4, 2010
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canada's history

Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!
"The future of canada's history looks alot brighter than that broke ass neighbor to the south!"
by egokills February 17, 2010
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Canada's History

That process of being in the front row to the greatest show on earth. After they stopped using maple syrup as lube and quit shoving antlers in their beavers, they noticed the ballers below them in the United States, and have been watching ever since.
Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.
by ColbertNation2010 February 4, 2010
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Shelby's Canada

where we get za shicken shawarma!!
"Hey wanna get some Shelby's Canada?"
"no
Grabs gun.
"we are gong to shelby's"
"OK"
by Lil Johnny likes cocaine April 27, 2024
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Canada's History

to have sex with a moose while covered with maple syrup and gravy while neil young plays in the backround. and the beaver watches
Hey lets do some of canada's history
by Dillsnufus February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A grotesque method of killing small kittens.
The man was found guilty of animal abuse for committing Canada's History
by stephencolbert2345 February 4, 2010
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Canada

the best country. Canada has the bravest army and has never been invaded and has helped other countries during ww1 and ww2. One Canadian killed 300 germans who were trying to invade one of their allies. Canada also has access to a super weapon stronger than anything in the world… Geese
Kyle: Dude Canada sucks
Dave: Dude Canada is best country. Canada has the bravest army and has never been invaded and has helped other countries during ww1 and ww2. One Canadian killed 300 germans who were trying to invade one of their allies. Canada also has access to a super weapon stronger than anything in the world… Geese
by SomeDudeFromCanada October 17, 2021
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