bird worming

shagging the missus

"are u coming out tonight?" .. "na, im stayin in, bird worming"

by me joooleee February 25, 2012

Bird shitting

When a guy jizzes in someone or people in public without them knowing

Omg is that bird shit on you ?
Haha oh no it was some guy wanking over the balcony and bird shitting on you

by Bigworld April 6, 2017

Bird doodie

It's freaking bird turd

" AW MAN I got a bird doodie on my car!!"

by Freakingchanchoman June 4, 2018

Bird Activity

The activity of a bird (a girl) that’s sneaky, shitty, bitchy, or all of the above.

Girl 1: Jess was tryna get at everyone’s boyfriend last night. And she KNOWS none of them are single.

Girl 2: Bird activity.

by IThinkIKnowWhatImTalkingAbout January 19, 2021

piss bird

When you are laying on your back and piss straight up into the air

"Hey man what you up to?"
"Oh you know just piss birding."

by peppah_p June 29, 2019

Pepe the Bird

My pet on Minecraft that died multiple times because of someone.

My friend killed Pepe the Bird.

by carlito :) February 16, 2021

bird wars

when birds attack each other it looks stupid but it is reasonable

BIRD WARS

by Aquapig June 5, 2015