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keyboard bangs

The explosive sound when a programmer gets an Eureka moment and hits real hard on the Enter key to show his pride.
Schwan was doing his keyboard banging in the office today. I am happy for his accomplishments, but his keyboard bangs are quite annoying.
by Savant Of Christ November 28, 2014
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double-banged

1. Australian Police term used when a person has been given a fine and a defect, or two fines in the same incident, for a similar offence. A person is generally double-banged because Police have a dislike of that person due to previous dealings, that person is a drug dealer or scumbag, or they are rude to Police while doing their job.

2. Relates to a person (read 'victim'), often drunk' who was assaulted by two other people. The person being assualted is often unaware why they were assualted, or feel it was completely unprovoked.
1. When a Police Officer issues a member of the public a fine and also defects their car, in the same incident. Generally, the motor vehicle is usuaully defected first, then a fine is issued for having driven a motor vehicle which had breached motor vehicle standards while driven on a road or road related area e.g. bald tyres. A person is likely to get double-banged after firstly arguing with, or abusing Police while performing their duties. If you get double-banged, you have failured the 'Attitude Test'...

2. I just double-banged that truckie. He failed the 'Attitude Test'.... Nyira lippi!

3. That bloody cop double-banged me for stuff all!

4. I was just sitting there, minding my own business, when they came up and double-banged me. Gunta wiya!
by Minya Wati November 26, 2013
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test bang

When you opportunistically have sex with someone right after they test negative for COVID; for peace of mind.
"I really believe in social distancing so I only test bang girls"
"Don't worry guys, it was a test bang"
by riotrooper February 4, 2021
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ninja bang

To have silent sexual intercourse on the floor with minimal clothes removal, as to avoid discovery of fornication. Usually done by people who still live with their folks or prudish friends.
Juan: yo, we gonna have to ninja bang today, mamacita, cuz my folks are in the next room
by gothaliciouswithcheeze February 13, 2014
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Coot bang

This Coot Bang so damn moist and wet.
by Oooouuii June 29, 2017
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bang blabber

The stupid shit people say whilst in the act of intercourse, presumably to arouse their partners. Examples include "Your dick is so hard/big", "you're so wet", "you feel so good inside of me", "you're gonna make me cum so hard", etc. This occurs exponentially more frequently in adult films-likely for the viewing pleasure of the audience.
Mike 1: Yo I slayed this slam piece over the weekend
Mike 2: How was it?
Mike 2: Pretty awesome, but her bang blabber was fucking annoying
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Austin Bangs

One of the Two half-prophets of Chungus. Chungus used him and the other half prophet to reveal the 10 Chungus commandments. According to the Chungusanian Bible, the year 2020 A.D will be the year of the his crucifixion.
Example:

Guy 1:"Bro I heard Austin Bangs just had another Vision"
Guy 2:"I wonder if it was another chungus commandment?"
by maestrogeicho January 8, 2020
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