What I call homo-sapiens who have the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" as well as being addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (Angel Jose Robles)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (Angel Jose Robles)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)".
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)".
by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025

Da "don't waste your lungs-exercising" reply dat an "unconvinced" individual says to a Bible-thumping "born-aginner" when declining his offer to join him in his supposedly-enlightened-and-favored status.
I tried establishment religion for a while, but in da end I really experienced nothing but false guilt, misery, and heartache --- I should have just said "savior breath" to dat pushy-Pentecostal preacher who pulled over and interrupted me while I was merely out for a walk along da road!
by QuacksO April 19, 2025

Friend one:You breathed oxygen?
Friend two: that’s not a word
Friend one: *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Yes it is
Friend two: that’s not a word
Friend one: *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Yes it is
by Breathed November 28, 2021

After vomiting from a late night of drinking, Johnny Calzone was exhaling the worst karinja breath while trying to muscle down some morning breakfast with his fraternity brothers.
by Peter-Calzone March 2, 2021

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

A disease caused by kissing your bosses and governments ass a lot. Has such a terrible smell that some people near those afflicted by it would jump in the ocean to escape the smell. Cured by the use of Ass-Breath Killers.
by Givl Upi July 11, 2018
