Skip to main content

friends cleanse

The act of getting rid of a friend (be they virtual or actual) by deleting him/her from your life. This is usually achieved by removing said friend from either your virtual life (MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, etc.) or your actual life (Don't return calls or texts, ignore/delay emails, etc.) Basically a Friends Cleanse means 'eh, I don't want to deal with you anymore'.
Damn. I had like close to 130 people on my MySpace... but I had to do a Friends Cleanse. Too many people were posting bulletins and shit I wasn't even interested in.

Dude... I'm getting way too many calls/texts from XXX. Time for a mobile phone Friends Cleanse.
by shelik May 27, 2008
mugGet the friends cleanse mug.

Nail Friend

A nail technician is a professional who specialises in fake nails.

A friendship is the cooperative and supportive relationship between two or more people

A nail friend is a nail technician who has no friends so stalks their clients to the point where they cancel appointments and avoid at all costs.

Friend. 'Nail Friend'
Text Message "Hi it was so good to see you today I hope we can do it again soon. We are best friends now"

Reply "Erm.. ok.."

"Its my friend... my nail friend..."
by Stalk off October 10, 2009
mugGet the Nail Friend mug.

bad friend

A bad friend is someone who blows you off all the time, specifically four times in one weekend , and every weekend after that for a month. Also blows you off all the time for her unattractive boyfriend... copies everything you do, and steals your style. Trys to get with every guy you've talked to and dated. Even one you're in love with. Oh and might I add, never texts you first or calls you, claiming she's too busy, when she's constanly updating her facebook status or tweeting. There is just some fantastic people in this world ...
thank you for blowing me off Sarah, you are a bad friend. to all of you, don't be a Sarah.
by Musties November 18, 2012
mugGet the bad friend mug.

Friends with Bestifits

Similar to friends with benefits, but the two have the added bonus of being best friends, or besties, so there's a double relationship.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear J. and P. hooked up at the party?

Person 2: No way, I thought they were so close, like besties.

Person 1: Ya, now they're Friends with Bestifits.
by DefinitelyNotJake December 17, 2008
mugGet the Friends with Bestifits mug.

vacation friend

A person you become friends with on vacation or at a party and are inseparable for that moment in time, but when you go back to work or school, you act like you don't even know each other.
Brenda: "I don't get it, Tori and I had so much fun at the party and made plans and everything on the school spring break trip, now she won't talk to me"

Kasey: "Maybe she was just a vacation friend"

Brenda: "Oh, that sucks.."
by loverofawillowtree April 14, 2010
mugGet the vacation friend mug.

friend quiz

a retarded application on facebook that gets its users addicted to finding out who would hook up with them buy answering hundreds of retarded questions about retarded people the user attends highschool with. if your a male you end up skipping all the questions about guys because its just way too homo. the application often freezes up, refrains from giving you your credits and deletes itself from your page. its bullshit and its addicting. you can also buy credits buy spendin money on stupid shit.
*i gotta find out who wants to hook up with me on friend quiz!*
question: "do you think (random fat chick) has a nice butt?"
answer: NO
*yes! 1 credit down, 49 to go!
by kitchenfury April 17, 2010
mugGet the friend quiz mug.

boones friend

Compadre’s who enjoy the cold refreshing sweet and delicious nectar know as Boones Farm Wine while together. It is typically consumed among friends while road trippn, tailgate chillin, bon-fires, beaver beatdowns, and or hunting/fishing trips. Also "has" to be used in conjunction with a Mexican huggie.

Popular flavor include:skrawberry hill, fuzzy navel, melon, berry blend and skrawberry daiquiri

Can be found in most gas stations in the malt-liquor section.
Bromigo(driver): Hey dont you think its time to hit some backroads and hammer on some boones!!

Bromigo(shotgun seat): HelltotheYeah!!

Bromigo(driver): Thats what Im talking bout!! Cause we boones friends!!
by duckninja6 April 27, 2010
mugGet the boones friend mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email