sulphur springs texas

A place where you go to vacation and leave on probation.

I went to visit Grandma in sulphur springs texas and ended up doing time for double parking

by dreamweaver1968 December 30, 2016

Texas Tug Boat

Texas Tug Boat is when a girl is giving you a handjob while simultaneously motor boating your balls.

Last night, while having sex, Becky gave me a Texas Tug Boat without asking for it.

by Cerb_01 July 15, 2014

texas butthole explosion

The action of uncontrollable and aggressive projectile diarrhea when traveling, particularly in airports. Can be shortened to "TBE".

"I have a layover in Dallas"
"Sounds like a great opportunity for a Texas Butthole Explosion!"

by SaraSkeeter November 30, 2015

Texas Coffee Break

Slipping into the bathroom for a quick wank or bean flick while at work and on the clock.

I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.

Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.

My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Texas Blond(e)

1. An unnaturally blonde-haired female who does not have the other natural features typical in lighter-haired individuals such as light-colored eyes (blue, green, or gray).

2. A darker-haired lady with brown eyes who has dyed her hair blonde.

That blond(e) has brown eyes. She must be a Texas blond(e)!

by Bob D. Bomb March 12, 2015

Texas Organ Scrambler

A well-endowed Texan.

Everything is bigger in Texas, they say, and this beefcake was certainly no exception. I am pretty sure I got served by the Texas Organ Scrambler.

by postwarbrit June 21, 2021

San Leon, Texas

- A small community in Northern Galveston County.

- A peninsula in of land in Galveston Bay

- Never Incorporated, the community is known for being a Small Drinking Community with a Fishing Problem.

- The community has a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.

- A preferred nesting ground of third generation inbreeds (see San Leon Special) looking to flourish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.

- When the wind is out of the south, you can smell the great scent of the BP Chemical Plant in Texas City.

- A great place to raise children.

When I get out of jail, I plan on moving to San Leon, Texas to rebuild my life as a registered Sex Offender

by FishNDrunk February 12, 2013