my first real crush was louis tomlinson

Quote said by the fabulous fetus Harry Styles when an interviewer ask him who was his first real crush, and that was his answer, and you know what? It was actually mutual and they´ve discussed it.

H-"My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson", I- "What he thinks about yet?", H-"Its mutual, we´ve discussed it"

by Lou´s Fooking avocados November 10, 2020

all up in my kool-aid

First off, kool aid don't mean business, it means your bitch, or what's yours, if someone is all up in your kool aid, it means they are trying to crack on to your bitch, if a chick is all up in your kool aid, hell yeah it mean she is interested in your business, but it don't mean kool aid means business, it means she mean business! It means you are gonna get your rubs if you play your cards right.

She know she gonna get laid.
She all up in my kool aid! ;)

by satan rox the hood, just know that. April 21, 2005

i like my donuts with jam in the middle

Mr. Na Jaemin Just really loves his jammy donuts. So he expressed that through the nct songs make a wish. in my opinion, I would suggest it is with the raspberry jam because Mr. Na doesn't like strawberries.

"sweet tooth I eat all of the skittles"

"I like my donuts with jam in the middle"

by chazza10 January 14, 2021

Shoot my load and hit the road

When you bust a nut in a meat bag/female and pull the move that my dad did, also know as squirt and skirt.

Dude: What happened with you and Lisa last night
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare

by Niggabob50 September 17, 2020

pack sand up my ass

When one tells a story or states opinions with a series of lies that they are trying to pass off as truth.

At her speech last night, Sarah Palin did little more than try to pack sand up my ass.

by Waxbro May 3, 2016

Taste My Treaty You Trick

1) A funny way to tell someone to stop fighting with you.

2) An (almost) polite way of telling someone you don't appreciate their insincerity.

3) To tell someone they need to get a life.

4) To telling someone off, but softening the blow because they are nothing but a trick-ass mark anyway.

5) The proclamation of a truce between two or more parties by the obvious victor in a fight.

6) To call a truce with someone who has no chance to succeed in fighting with you. The truce is their complete humility, and your victory is your love of life.

7) The only way to show compassion to a complete asshole.

Person 1: Look at me! I can lift myself up by putting other people beneath me!

Person 2: You better Taste My Treaty You Trick, or everyone here is going find out what your tears taste like.

by Naughtilus October 13, 2011

Put Your Head On My Shoulder

Put your head on my shoulder
Hold me in your arms, baby
Squeeze me oh-so-tight
Show me that you love me too
Put your lips next to mine, dear
Won't you kiss me once, baby?
Just a kiss goodnight, maybe

You and I will fall in love (you and I will fall in love)

People say that love's a game
A game you just can't win
If there's a way

I'll find it someday
And then this fool will rush in
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear, tell me
Tell me that you love me too (tell me that you love me too)
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear, baby
Put your head on my shoulder

by Death Menace December 4, 2022