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if you go into the kitchen in the middle of the and scream fortnite kid outloud 360 times a person called your mom will beat your ass
by yourdad8913 March 28, 2022
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by Madison Rains March 29, 2022
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The answer to anything someone asks you; the best comeback
Them: How are you?

You: Your mom

Them: ;-;
by Your_Motherdvnsdjhvpoeadjcof January 22, 2022
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Your mom is the woman who gave birth to you and held you for 9 months in her womb.
Hey Ahmed! Who gave birth to you?
Me: Your mom
by yamooni January 24, 2022
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The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers
Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny
by Theredjoker January 24, 2022
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We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far.
So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.
Person 1 : "I fucked your mom"
Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"
by HappyUnammed January 27, 2022
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