Tampon Boner

When a girl wears a tight pair of pants, leggings, or sweatpants and the tampon sticks out and looks like a little boner.
Yo, guy, lets go Nigga Gippin this way! No way, man! There is a chick with a Tampon Boner over there.
by R-e Miller June 06, 2015
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Cozy Boner

An erection produced from the thought of something extremely comfortable. Specifically, one produced entirely free from sexual thought/arousal. Usually occurs when one is very tired or lacking of sleep.
Dude, I was so tired in Calc 2 today that I started hallucinating about my pillow. Next thing I knew...I had a cozy boner.
by He who knows best April 11, 2011
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Trouser boner

When ones pants/trousers forms a slight rise in the genital area implying that you have an erection when you really don't
That was so embarrassing - everyone thought I had a boner! Although it was just a trouser boner.
by Rowensg June 09, 2014
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The Buffalo Boner

The act of sticking your dick which is covered in buffalo sauce up your partners ass then proceding to anal sex.
After Nate Ross finished his wings, Kloss took him out back and peformed an excellent demonstration of the Buffalo Boner.
by Rossmurdera25 April 09, 2010
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boner paws

A strange phenomenon that only occurs when many vintage grails are in one area. The magnitude of many heaters can cause the person to have a boner, pause.
“So much heat it cause a boner paws” -1980somethingco
by Da Vintage Miner October 11, 2021
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Boner-joy

To spread any kind of joy (euphoria, Christmas cheer, etc.) in any way as long as boners are involved in the process.
Tonight we're going to spread some boner-joy down at DICK's Sporting Goods by making a Bonequinn.
by Scraphê December 20, 2009
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boner drinker

some one who sucks dick, aka some one who drinks boners
That gay pride parade is always full of boner drinkers.
by I am Big Jake hear me roar October 30, 2008
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