National Jump James Day

Falls on April 9th where you can jump / fight / gang up on any person with the name James.

Joe: “Hey man have you seen James? It’s National Jump James Day!”
Sasha: “No, I haven’t let’s go beat him up now!”

by DinoAngiee~ April 8, 2024

jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"

by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024

Jumping in triangles

When someone is anxious to proceed with plans but can't due to delays beyond their control.

The automation company is jumping in triangles to set up the machine, but they need the boxes to run through the automation. They are at a stand still.

by Rifle dropper June 24, 2014

Jump And Fall Experience

(sorry for my capitalization)

A Jump And Fall Experience Or JAF Is Something That Starts Good At First But Then Goes To Dogshit Right After The Fun Parts.

Kind of Like Jerking Off But After You Nut Theres Nothing Much After That.

For Example

"Bro That Party Was A Jump And Fall Experience"

"I Was Watching Stranger Things Last Night It Was Kind Of A Jump And Fall Experience"

"Bro Last Night Was A Jump And Fall Experience"

by 99 Buttons February 1, 2023

Jump-off

One night stands for girls. When she decides that she never wants to see him again.

...”As long as he wasn’t some one night

jump-off, than you should call him back”

by Billy-Soo April 30, 2020

jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.

Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.

by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018

message jumped

When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.

Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.

by Cinna-Buns February 1, 2007