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peanu tuna

Peanu tuna went to work this morning
by LardLord007 March 4, 2025
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hot tuna

Hot Tuna (verb)
hot too-nuh

1. To unexpectedly score big in a high-risk situation, especially when you had no business winning.
“Bro, I was down to my last $5 at the poker table, then pulled a hot tuna and walked out with $2K.”

2. To attract or hook up with someone way out of your league, typically through dumb luck or sheer chaos.
“He showed up drunk, wearing Crocs, and still went home with the bartender. Dude pulled a hot tuna.”

3. To make a bold move that somehow works despite terrible odds or poor planning.
“No GPS, no gas, no cell service—and he still found the campsite? That’s a hot tuna if I’ve ever seen one.”

Origin:
Derived from deep-sea fishing slang, where catching a tuna is rare, exhilarating, and usually unplanned. Eventually hijacked by bros, degenerates, and weekend warriors to describe life’s wild, undeserved victories.
“you can’t hot tuna yourself outta this one, pal.”
by btchasss May 10, 2025
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fut'tuna

Fut'Tuna; A horrible concoction consisting of Jizz mixed with smegma and spit rolled up in toilet paper ready to be thrown. (Pronounced fuh - ton- yuh)
Mean Guy: Boy I'm gonna stick my Fut'tuna in your mouth!!!!!

Me: Please don't I'm scared I don't want your Fut'tuna in my mouth big boy!!!!

(Fut'tuna)
by SquirtJuiceBender June 19, 2025
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Heat Seeking Tuna Missile

See above for the example for: Heat Seeking Tuna Missile.
by newby0713 December 9, 2009
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Splash'n the tuna

When a man ejaculates into a women's vagina.
Brett was splash'n the tuna all night long.
by lilblackdresz March 2, 2011
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Charlie the Tuna

A guy who can't get laid. Based on a series of commercials back in the day,where the title character wanted to be hooked by Star-Kist but wasn't high enough quality.
sorry charlie sorry laid virgin no action star-kist Charlie the Tuna
by unamuno April 17, 2014
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One eyed tuna

When your boyfriend is going down on you and your pussy is sensitive but he won't stop. Clock him with the palm of your hand in the eye. He will rise up mouth gaping, and moist, winking one eye gasping.
I had a great cum but he wouldn't stop so I have him a " one eyed tuna"
by Love punch April 19, 2018
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