A dorky guy trying to be cool on the internet by talking smack to people for random thrills. This person is usually found annoying by everyone. He could be playing an internet game, leaving rude youtube comments, or spamming lameness upon social networking sites.
by MJwins June 23, 2010

Verb: The act of plugging a bleeding hole with your thumb in order to save your life.
Verb: The act of fingering a woman with your thumb
Verb: The act of fingering a woman with your thumb
"I'm going to give myself the Kentucky Thumb once AK Daddy finally finishes the AK-50"
"I'm going to give my wife the Kentucky Thumb this evening for our anniversary:
"I'm going to give my wife the Kentucky Thumb this evening for our anniversary:
by SadBoiBrax May 20, 2021

She had taco bell earlier in the day, but the good ol' Kentucky thumb will prevent any accidents from happening in bed tonight.
by awesome gamer. May 20, 2021

A sex position in where you set a 50 bmg "Slap round" on your night stand and only pleasure you partner by jamming your thumb into holes.
In homage to Kentucky ballistics who saved his life this way.
In homage to Kentucky ballistics who saved his life this way.
Do you want to Kentucky Thumb tonight?
No my thumb is still sore from last time, and 50 bmg is expensive.
No my thumb is still sore from last time, and 50 bmg is expensive.
by SciFiGunFighter May 21, 2021

by Why whywhywhy why October 24, 2017

A sex position involving shoving your thumb into certain holes. Named after youtuber Kentucky Ballistics after shoving his thumb into his neck after his 50 cal exploded
by MemesAreCancer May 20, 2021
