Queef Catcher

A diaper specifically designed for catching and containing any liquids or extrements that old people may release when queefing.

"Grandma, have you ever used a queef catcher? It may be useful for you."

by Kosity June 24, 2025

dumb queef

Kinsey keep johnson

"Mike Johnson" kinsey stopping being a dumb queef and let's get to the casino

by Asskicker#fuckyou October 1, 2021

Queef

A fanny fart

Oops I just done a queef, pardon me.

by UltimateDoge March 5, 2021

Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.

“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night”

by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022

Queef sweat

When your girl queefs so much that her cat starts sweating and smells like fish.

"Why did she queef sweat herself? no oh my god"

by Sloppy joes January 25, 2017

Stank queef

A stanky queef someone did. awww shit that smells nigggggaaa

Holy shit sally damn that was a fuckin stank queef

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 5, 2021

quantum queef

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.

"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"

by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024