Jeter Effect

When a co-worker routinely struggles to achieve success with relatively simple tasks, but maintains the benefit of illusion to the uniformed observer that something grueling is being tackled, thereby garnering undue praise.

I'm getting real tired of Joe in accounting getting all that praise for doing shit. His job is mindless. He's got some serious Jeter Effect going on.

by mindsigh January 15, 2013

Samuel Effect

When one person vomits and it makes another person vomit and it's a complete loop...

So my dad vomited and it started a "Samuel Effect"

by B.B.F January 9, 2021

sikhman effect

A cognitive mind-fuck or cock-block referring to the experience of male sexual ineptitude and incompetence as a result of perceived presence of a holy man during desperate attempts to achieve erection resulting in embarrassment, this effect is often experienced in attempted outdoor sex and in rare cases when a man intends to posture as a victim therefore externalizing blame.

- Honey, I'm sorry I can't get it up... I'm a victim of the sikhman effect.
- It's OK, there is always another time.

by sikhman June 30, 2021

Aaron Effect

The Aaron effect is an instance where "aaron's" actions are ridiculed, or undermined more fiercely than others.

Thats the aaron effect right there!

by FatDubs December 19, 2018

windex effect

Optical illusion when someone walks/runs into a clear, very clean glass (usu. sliding) door, thinking the door's open.

Person #1- (bumping head on glass door) "Ow!"
Person #2- Looks like the windex effect gotcha.

by JenParker April 9, 2010

The TTV Effect

When a male enters a cold body of water, and his testicles shrivel up and wrinkle as if to imitate a senior citizens forehead

Oh mate, just got the TTV effect

by bigniggy911 June 29, 2020

The Sobo Effect

The effect a guy with a shady, wild past has on women that typically should work against him, but somehow gives him an advantage instead. This is most likely due to the guy having enough charm to override the negatives.

"Hey, doesn't that girl know he has a kid, a girlfriend, and three side girls?"
"Yeah, I told her. She didn't care though. It's like she wanted the dick more. The guy has The Sobo Effect."

by Godzilla5000 May 12, 2015