Sea Gator

A person who doesn't look like they belong somewhere. (Alligators don't belong in the sea, get it?)

"There was a kid with a Hollister sweater in Hot Topic today. He looked like such a Sea Gator."

by burythescenequeen September 08, 2011

the sea lion

When your girlfriend puts on a helmet (backwards and any helmet) and pleasures you orally and in between gags makes an "ahrt ahrt ahrt" sound like a retard/sea lion.

Hey bro this skater kid left his helmet at my house last night! I wonder if I can get my girl to give me the sea lion tonight!

by Lenbro February 24, 2020

Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

by Jaywolf209 August 17, 2015

Planes are the birds of the sea

A beer

Planes are the birds of the sea

by xdfizzyloot March 18, 2020

The deep sea

When mr crabs pulls out his big red cock and shoves it inside pearl as she sleeps peacefully thinking about how her friends hate her

The deep sea

by Bigdaddytyreek69 November 04, 2019

sea of madness

When you get super high and you get inside your head so deep it feels like you're lost at sea

Sorry guys, I was lost in a sea of madness there for a bit.

by Messages of the future October 21, 2023

Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.

I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.

by DeadGoat March 07, 2023