pre-stalk

The crazy ass shit you do before a date. You somehow become some IT genius from every bad movie ever and you figure everything out about the other person. Including but not limited to accidentally liking a photo from there prepubescent days.

I was ready to go on a date with Reece but I freaked out because I couldn't find him on social media anywhere, worst pre-stalk ever!

by Slaymedaddy July 12, 2017

Secret Pre-Workout

The term Secret Pre-Workout is used to refer to a form of extra energy and motivation obtained after a gym-bro goes through a break up. They can usually be identified by wearing hoodies and lifting impossible weight since they are "going through it."

"Have you seen Chad pulling 315 on deadlift!?" "Yeah bro, I heard he got the secret pre-workout."

by JimmyJohnJones07 March 29, 2023

Pres

This person is a bratty bottom, they will go to all lengths to to never admit this. They will also project their own bottomness onto other people.

"stop being a pres, pres"

by Lilshardy October 11, 2020

Mint Pre-cum

Mint Pre-Cum is a mint juul pod.

Yo hit me with that mint pre-cum. Mmmmm some mint pre-cum

by Mint Pre Cum December 16, 2019

pre-est modernism

When God was thinking about creating Himself; as far from postest modernism as 3 superlative terms.

Pre-est modernism is the only concept as equally offensive to both Christians as it is to atheists.

by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010

post pre-gaming silence

The silence that follows the obnoxious racket of your pre gaming hallmates once they've left to go out.

Jen: It's a Friday night...and our halls are quiet?
Becca: Well, it is already 10PM...everyone must have left to go out already.
Jen: This must be the post pre-gaming silence...

by Beybehs Protector September 6, 2010

Pre Christmas

Starting November 1st - November 30th
when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.

Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.

You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.

"Wow, I'm so glad its finally Pre Christmas! Soon enough. December 1st will come and it will be "Early Christmas"."

by Atheguy November 1, 2023