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Noah

Noah is in love with a girl and his favorite girl ever her name is ... Nina what a surprise he cry’s when she gets asked out he gets jealous when other guys talk to her he even flirts with her every time he gets a chance but he is a boy with blonde hair and a little Dick in his pants

Noah stop flirting with Nina and go get the ducking condom I’m ready for you to stick it in my ads
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Noah stop flirting with Nina and go get the fucking condom and put it on, I’m ready for you to stick it in my ass.
by Shdifnfbflfnf December 11, 2019
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noah edwards

is very retarded, also is cousins with tyler edwards
by magabitch51 October 21, 2019
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Noah

noah is a hoe at first he’s lovely and sweet but then he fucks around with any girl he meets after you breakup and he will get caught multiple times drinking alcohol and smoking weed and get sent to a mental hospital
noah is an asshole.
by thehoeeebitchhh October 21, 2019
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Noah

Noah is a sweet entertaining person. Loves to play video games. Gets mad very easily. Beautiful eyes. Great boyfriend. Sucks at keeping secrets, sometimes. Very attractive. Fun person to spend time with. Will have fun and laugh around till something serious happens. A bit of a trouble maker. Independent for the most part. Smart. Hella hot.
Girl one: who's that
Girl two: that's Noah

Girl one: I call him
by iluvcarrots333 October 25, 2019
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Noah

The biggest legend in all of the universe the amount of pussy this man gets is insane you know people like Leonardo DiCaprio you know how he gets a lot of pussy well Noah gets 10x the amount the man's big dick energy is mental his dick is a reported 12 inches long when you look in ancient hyroglyphics you can see visions of the god that is Noah
Jim: hey yo I'm about to go get some mad pussy dude

Jon: yeah right nothing to what the god Noah gets
by Anthony juul October 29, 2019
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Noah

Can do 11 push ups then pussies out also has the downs
by Judahlicious November 4, 2019
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Noah

A person who’s either really dumb and oblivious to things or rages a lot and boasts about how good he is, even though he’s probably not, a tool
“Yeah that’s Noah, he’s really oblivious. He’s okay, I guess, but just not too bright”

“Oh look at Noah. What a tool.”
by S1ck0M0d3 November 5, 2019
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