Emory's Law

Emory's Law states that if a person, place, or thing, does exist, will exist, or used to exist, someone will find a reason to hate it.

Alex: I hate Emory's law
Benson: I hate that they're building a new dam.
Craig: I hate how the Soviet Union ran its country.

by AVeryRealName October 18, 2021

roytheboy's law

ban kneesgrow

please ban kneesgrow mods, he is being a nuisance according to roytheboy's law

by dickmichigan May 3, 2021

Karmazov's Law

The inverse relationship of the real state of an interpersonal relationship proportional to the projected state of said relationship on social media; named after redditor j_karmazov who studied the phenomena.

A: "I feel so sorry for Brad; he's been so miserable after marrying Stacy."
B: "I know, right. But they seem so happy in all of her Instagram photos?"
A: "That's just for appearances, I guess. Karmazov's Law, and all that."

by ImaginaryGabe January 7, 2021

stepcousin-in-law

1- Stepcousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's stepcousin.
3- Step-first-cousin-in-law.

My stepcousin-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

1C1R-in-law

1- First-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed.

My 1C1R-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

LAW BREAKER

Maclonnbeveli law breakers law brokers in black. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created law breakers.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 10, 2021

Lauren's Law

Any time you have a day where you can sleep in, it will be ruined by some "plan" the following day that you had no clue about.

Mom: Huh, why are you so tired??

Me: Well, Lauren's Law came into play and for some reason I had a driving lesson that made me unable to sleep in. So now I'm exhausted.

by Fraccy February 20, 2021