rice(riishaan)

makes gay jokes
pretends that hes chill in front of the hoes
but hes the gayest among the bros(damn barsy today)
wears a mask(emo)
plays volleyball to hangout with girls

rice(riishaan)'s my dad

by adi's great grandson July 12, 2025

Fried rice

The thing that got famous world wide by the myth the legend uncle roger. It was once a food for tasting but now used for memes

Have you tried the new fried rice stall by my ass crack?

by Holy soul December 30, 2020

Paper Rice

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.

Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!

by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022

Rice Burning

Translation from Spanish idiom. When someone’s pants or underwear goes inside letting their cheeks’ shape visible.

a:yo! Her rice burning bad
b: yeah we should tell her to fix her jeans.

by ToTypeMyWhat July 6, 2019

rice

1. food
B. a terrible car
fourth. food

haha rice hahahaha rice hagshjnanbioFBOIG

by Timmy73OnYoutube September 14, 2020

rice-wagon

A sub-litre rustbucket of a vehicle with half of Halfords bolted to the top half, and half of Maplins illuminating the bottom half.

Your premium is likely to be significant if you're a new driver, especially if male and under the age of 30 and driving a rice-wagon.

by deuteronomy January 12, 2011

Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 24, 2018