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Hipster

The American and more widespread strain of what was once known as the 'Shoreditch/Hoxton Twat', The 'London Wanker', the Scenester, the Trendy, The Trustafarian, The Urban Hippy, The Dickhead.

Immortalised by the comedy series 'Nathan Barley' and satirical song 'Being A Dickhead's Cool'.

They suffer the Dunning-Kruger effect as they think they're enlightened because they only socialise with sycophantic idiots with exactly the same 'centre-left' opinions on everything, braying and spluttering, and who work in the same industries (if they have ever worked) but are are too stupid to realise how unenlightened and unlettered they are.
Hipster: Yah my favourite book is , like Catcher in the Rye? It really sopeaks to my soul about how everyone is such a phoney.
Adult; What a fucking hipster.
by Max Biggins October 9, 2020
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Anyone who is named or has a variation of the name "Germain".
Germain is such a hipster.
by Bnerdude June 19, 2022
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Hipsters are people that use slang to make themselves feel unique. They dress weirdly and talk even weirder.
hipster 1: dude that's sick dog
hipster 2: that dog done be sick dough
by nitwit.com October 1, 2022
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1. Straight men who mimic the look and style of the gay bear community, and believes every beer is meant to be hoppy.
I thought I was in a gay bar, but then I realized it was just a hipster hang out.
by TDSOR October 6, 2021
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Hipster Cutthroat

Someone who was listening to dubstep before most of you were wearing diapers, alright...which means before you were born! (You like that, don’t you?)
Even this hipster cutthroat’s eyebrows are black..you see, he had his Aunt put it on...makeup. He was listening to dubstep before most of you were wearing...etc.
by I’m Your Huckleberry June 12, 2021
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Someone who thinks that they are "unique" or "special" for liking some underground bullshit that nobody else cares about...And they pointlessly look down on people who don't know anything about indie culture, because that's the only thing they know anything about. They're quick to call the rest of the world conformists when in reality, they are the ones conforming by partaking in a "too cool for mainstream so i am going to reject it by looking and acting like a grungy asshole" way of life only to seem uber-fashionable. In the end, they just end up looking like idiots.
1) Hipster: I won't drink at starbucks, it's too corporate.

2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vuitton purse because they are cool.

Hipster: You're such a conformist, having a Louis Vuitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.

Non-hipster: but it's fugly

Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.

Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.

Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....

Non hipster: You need to see a therapist

Hipster: I am my own therapist.
by Txorromorro February 24, 2025
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